This weeks
Hot Bitch Friday is
Christina Aguilera's Beverly Hills mansion which she just put up for sale. It's totally within everyone's budget you'll be happy to hear, that is if you're the King of the Moon and think
$13.5m is an acceptable amount to pay for someone to decorate your house like one big David LaChappele music video set - so yup, money well spent pretty much.
But you might be a little turned off when I remind you that Christina bought this house from the
Osbournes back in 2008. Remember their reality show? If you do you might want to ask for a couple mil to be knocked off the asking price cos I can't imagine that piss and poo smell left by their dogs will have gone some in such a short space of time.
I on the other hand think this only adds to the
Hot Bitch Factor.
Like isn't each room a total trip? It's like Christina brought in 10 stylists with 10 different ideas for each room and then let them go at it with a box of crayolas, her lifetime supply of mac make-up and props she knicked from the Moulin Rouge video!
Utter insanity but it works.
Nice huh? I'm just pleased that we now have an answer to all those unnecessary rumours of Christina being on the drink with all her recent slips in and out of dem Hollywood clubs. The truth of the matter is, girl is so used to living in what might not be too far removed from Nicki Minaj's headspace that the reality of the real world forces her body to shut down and act all kinds of fruity when presented with so much bland in such a short space of time.
Christina Aguilera's House! You are today's
Hot Bitch Friday because you are everything and more and more and more....
and more.
