Friday, 23 October 2009



Tobias Fünke is the husband of Lindsay Bluth and the father of Maeby Fünke. His last name, Fünke, indicates German heritage. He was the chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital until he lost his license for giving CPR to a man who was not actually having a heart attack. At one point, he was licensed as both an analyst and a therapist, making him the first licensed "analrapist". – wiki


I recently sat down with Tobias to discuss his acting – or attempts at it - and tried to probe at his vulnerabilities only for the interview to be cut short, quite unexpectedly really. *whispers* He turned up to the interview wearing "those" cut-offs.


First up Tobias, how did your audition go for the role of "Gerbil" in Circue Du Soleil's animal-themed show?

I found out about the audition through dear friend Carl Weathers. Actually, it was through a friend of Carl's friend. And his friend….. never mind.

O-kay... and how are you and Lindsay? Still together? I’d read reports that she had been spending an unsolicited amount of time with Michael Lohan?

Lindsay and I are stronger than ever. Just last night we slept in adjoining rooms.

The gay rumours haven't gone away have they? about you being, well... actually... gay. Why do you think that is?

When you live in southern California, why wouldn't you be gay? I mean it’s always sunny and I have an aspiring career so I'm very happy.

Have you got any projects lined-up with the 'acting' that your fans can pencil into their diaries?

While I'd kill for a Lifetime MOW, I'll take what I can get. That includes an upcoming role as "donor" on The L Word. Must be an indie.


You're seriously not gay?

Yes, I'm very happy.

I'd like to hear your thoughts on the term 'Celebrity' and what it means to you?

Celebrity is someone larger than life…. a Freddie Mercury or Richard Chamberlain. They just don't make big strong men like that anymore.

My blog features plenty of scantily clad models, actors and rockstars, because lets face it, sex sells. Would you ever consider going full-body nude for a role?

Perhaps you've seen my work as "God" in the Balboa Christmas Pageant? Pretty scandalous. If I do say so myself.


I admit, I'm a little overwhelmed to be in your presence Tobias! Has Z-list Celebrity changed you in any way?

I'm hardly a Z-lister. I was almost a blue man for god's sake. I mean, I almost hung out with Jon Gosselin the other day!


I didn't mean it like that, that was sooo the wrong thing to say...

I'm sorry, that's all I have time for. I need to take a pre-nap nap before Dr. Oz comes on.

Oh okay, any parting words?

If you're a Hollywood exec and need someone to fill a big male part, please think of Dr. Tobias Funke, Phd, certified analrapist.

And there you have it. What a man!


1 comment

  1. wow... that was interesting! How do you find these people? Excellent. Next you should interview a sexual shaman.


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