...WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY?
SAM SCOTT SCHIAVO
"A rather incestuous affair....
A difficult choice between Beauty and Experience or both? I am an undecided tramp between Brian Shimansky and Aiden Shaw."
"Daniel Garofali. I'll take him because he's hot and he has an aussie accent."
"Aiden Shaw. I'd want to pick his brain about crossing over into publishing books, and it wouldn't hurt to be noticed by some elite publishers and agents while we sat, so probably some bright, chatty restaurant heavily frequented by publishing big wigs in NYC or London. And then we'd go roger our brains out (did I use that word correctly there?) in our nearby hotel, with shades pulled back so everyone could watch."
"Portis Wasp - for obvious reasons! We'd go to a bee farm and fly around being all wasp like and scare the little buggers out of their senses, then fly away laughing at the glorious fun we had!!"
"Ryan Barrett. A hot man with talent? The perfect combo and that nose makes me weak."
"Bears QB Jay Cutler... cause he'd rock my world."
"Can it be a group date? One on one is so cliché and boring. My choices are Aiden Shaw, Cory Bond, and Daniel Garofoli. Aiden can give me beard grooming tips, Cory and I can discuss old films, and Broadway shows, and Daniel can just sit there and speak with an Aussie accent, while I stare at him. ;-)"
"The person I would like the most to go out on a date with is my boyfriend. No one else like him. Usual pub down the road, usual table please."
"After devouring old Group Fun posts, to remind myself of all the brains and brawn on display at The Wasp Factory, I found myself asking that age old question: penis size or star status? Yes dolls, I really am that shallow... or am I? On closer inspection of my Blog Daddy's fwends, I decided that, as much as I'd love to diddle with Didio or fondle Jack's sack, I need a man who shares the same interests as me... step forward KYLE ANDERSON! He's perhaps the only man on the planet who loves accessorising more than I do AND he could kick my magazine career into high gear... I'm not just a plastic face Mr Editor! I write shit too, GOOD SHIT! Wanna see my book? Oh and that's not a euphemism of any sort... or is it? ;-)"
"OOH! I thought you would never ask. Well, if I can only chose one... Colby Keller. We could have long, heated... discussions about art. If no one chose Dan Mangan I'll have him too please."
"How can I possibly choose?! Make one person's day but break a lot of blog-a-boos hearts at the same time! It's just too much. So what I will say is as much as I'd love to take each and every one of you out on a date (and I plan to one day, like duh) for tonight and one night only I choose... Richard Gerst. After all, the feeling is mutual, he's super nice, I LOVE DESSERTS and after we've cleared the table we could spend the rest of the night being uber-productive taking shirtless photos of each other! So it appears that all we have to do now is set a date! When you free Rich?