Sunday, 28 October 2012

Which Movie Monster Do You Secretly Have A Crush On?


"Well, it's got to be Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - obviously!  That wig, those tits, the eyeliner...she's literally the full package! In fact, I feel a new shoot-theme coming on...thanks Portis Wasp - you're like a muse to me... LIKE a muse I said, LIKE a muse..."
Darren Black | darrenblackphotography


"Jane Fonda in 'Monster-in-Law'."
JD Ferguson |


"I'm almost embarrassed to say but Gaston from 'Beauty and the Beast'. The french arrogant bastard with chiseled face and massive chest. The long hair however doesn't really work for me, so he should totally cut it off."
Paolo Savi |

"I've always loved Bram Stoker's Dracula but does that mean I have a crush on him???  I don't think so.  I was FASCINATED with Michaela, the model who played one of Dracula's "girls" who was one of Anna Wintour's first Vogue covers.  And that crazy red head, was her name Lucy in the movie??  And wasn't the guy from Princess Bride in that too playing a Wild Bill Hitchcock character??  OMG what a movie.  And Keanu and Winona!  Well it was just too fab.  I like the dead girl in the glass coffin. Lucy.  Final answer."
Stewart Shining |

"After seeing Stewart as a monster previewed on Facebook I feel in LUV."
Todd Sanfield |

"It would be DRACULA!!! He's handsome, mysterious, he has good taste, a  nice manor, dresses sharp, looks clean and educated... And I'm sure he knows how to turn someone on!!!"
Adrian Long | adrianlong

"The Creature from the Black Lagoon.  He's pretty ripped and those big fish lips must make him the best kisser ever." 
Panda Su |


"This is a tricky one as I have a bit of a dark mind when it comes to sex, quite a few monsters do it for me...  I would have to request an orgy with Jack the Pumpkin King,  Rocky from Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chucky, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Brad Pitt as the Grim Reaper of Death in Meet Joe Black and also as the main vampire in Interview with a Vampire (Double whammy, lucky me!) Jack Nicholson as the Devil in the Witches of Eastwick (and Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeifer as the witches, if witches count) Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia as Morticia and Gomez Addams, And last but certainly not least, Edward Scissorhands...
This may be a little greedy but hey, its Halloween!"
Louie Banks | louiebanks

"I'm going to have to go with Freddy Krueger. He's completely out of his mind but his insanity also makes me laugh really hard and I like someone who can make me laugh. The only time you have to deal with him is in your dreams otherwise he's out of the picture. He kind of dresses like a total hipster. I dig the striped shirt and pants... and the claws can come in handy at times!"
Matthew Stephen Herrick | matthewstephenherrick

"The sexiest movie monster of all time is Angelina Jolie in "Beowulf" Yes I know she's a computer graphic, but she can touch my pixels anytime."
Benjamin Godfre | benjamingodfre 

"Freddy Krueger. I would love to see him attach lasers to those long sexy razors and do a dance Gangnam Style!"
Velvet Code | velvetcode

"As a vampire fiction fan boy, it would have to be Stuart Townsend as The Vampire Lestat in Queen of the Damned."

"I always thought the Wolfman was hot... Werewolves, chained men in rooms, gypsies, full moon, scruff, the countryside littered with his torn sweaty clothes ... and possibly he, feeling guilty, returning from his adventures without them ... ready for some apologetic sex.  What more could you fantasise for?"
Sam Scott Schiavo | samscottschiavo

"For me its a toss up (excuse the pun) between Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) and Patrick Bateman ...It's alllll about the thrill of the chase, and goddamit those boys have CHASE. (I can think of worse ways to die than to spend an evening with Mr Bateman and his chainsaw.)"
Nik Pate | nikpate

"Dracula. Obviously."
Damon Baker | damonbaker

"I've always had a crush on Freddy Krueger!! He can come into my dreams anytime IYKWIM!"
Amy Paige | vangolionmusic

"King Kong."
Tony Le-Britton | tonylebritton

"My choice of crush isn't exactly a monster, but he sure is one cute spook. He has a pastier complexion than most of my beaus, but hey, isn't pale supposed to be interesting? And anyone who makes me look even more tanned than usual has definitely got potential. I've been in lust with him ever since I saw him spin little baby Hilary Duff around on the dance floor in her crimson party frock... yes, that's right dolls, I'm crushing on Casper! Move over Wendy, there's a new wench in town, and she looks a whole lot better riding a broomstick!"
Barbie | barbiewrites

"My secret monster crush would have to be Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld movies... There's just something about Vampires that gets me.  The whole idea of living forever, always looking hot... plus Kate is smoking hot in these movies in her sexy black leather outfits.  Vampire's are definitely my secret movie monster crush so if they really exist come turn me, I'm up for it! LOL"
Stuart Reardon | stuartreardon

"I guess if anything I have always had a crush on Dorian Gray. Not your typical monster with his eternal youth but a monster none the less. He lived lavishly with his extraordinary wealth. He made no excuses for his debauchery while he destroyed those around him. Immeasurably charismatic, Dorian with his great beauty seduced the world around him.  Now that's hot!"
Christophe Sanchez-Vahle | newyorkmodels

"Michael Sheen as Lucian in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Here we have a rather high-brow actor getting ripped and sexy in leather and it's the sexy nerd and the werewolf all rolled into one."
Paul Reitz | paulreitzphoto 

"Why Francois Sagat in Bruce LaBruce's 'LA Zombie' of course."
Alexis Gregory | alexisgregoryslap

"Well, let me start by saying you're all filthy and finish by saying I've never been more turned on! I have given this much thought (obviously) and I have chosen two monsters to crush on. One for secret trysts in tree houses with a little casual neon body painting and nun slaying - but don't you dare call the police on my ass cos if you've watched 'Orphan' then you'll know that Esther is like totally a cougar!  And a second monster, Pale Man from 'Pan's Labyrinth', cos I totally need someone to kink it up with between the hours of 9am - 3pm when Esther's at school, and what better way is there to spend a morning and afternoon than by throwing yourself a decadent dinner and finishing yourselves of with a game of naked peek-a-boo!   Good times."

Have a Happy Halloween everyone!

1 comment :

  1. AMAZING! While your collages always impress, these just may be your best ever. Cheers!


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