On 19th April Netflix will air all 13 episodes of it's new schlocky horror show Hemlock Grove, and I couldn't be more excited. I still haven't watched Netflix's already released House of Cards with Kevin Spacey, which I'm sure will be awesome, it's just I'm a sucker for some trashy horror fare and I'm sure this will deliver. Like, how can it not? Hemlock Grove is the brainchild of Eli Roth, it stars seriously underused actress Famke Janssen, and I won't have to worry about a show like this getting canned after a few weeks due to poor ratings. Why thank you Netflix!