Thursday, 4 April 2013

6 Game of Thrones Characters I'd Let Deflower Me

Game of Thrones Characters Sexy HBO
If you're going to have your innocence destroyed you may as well surrender to it happening in spectacular fashion on HBO, and as I near the end of season 2 of Game of Thrones (Sorry!  I fell into a Jerseylicious wormhole and it fucked with my priorities!!!) I find myself craving the touch of just about every dirty looking flea bitten character on this show!.  Like, what gives?

Here are six Game of Thrones characters I'd totally let deflower me.  But don't you be thinking I'm advocating such a perverse practice for all.  I am merely offering myself up to these heroes and villains as a way to boost my Klout score - and I so don't need any competition for their attention thank you very much..

Jon Snow
Game of Thrones Jon Snow Sexy HBO
Unlucky in love Jon Snow hasn't been to bed with anyone, like, ever, so Jon would be the ideal choice for losing my flower to.  He will have zero expectations for our sexual encounter, and that is a good thing.

Jamie Lannister
Game of Thrones HBO Jamie Lannister
Poor Jamie has been bathing in shit this season but no amount of dirt can hide this man's pretty. Not quite sure how the sex would go, one wouldn't be too surprised if it ended with Jamie crying in the fetal position calling out for his sister.  But the man is gorgeous and most of my dates end in tears anyways.

Brienne of Tarth
I don't think I'd have a choice if this fit lassie came a knocking at my door, and still, there's a certain attraction to this beast-of-a-woman that I just can't shake.  Is it the fact that Brienne carries a slight resemblance to Boris Johnson? I just don't know.  But the thought of Boris Johnson swinging a sword with conviction does tickle me ever so slightly.

Tywin Lannister
It's Charles Dance for godsakes! Just imagine the post-coital stories he would tell!

Cersei Lannister
This is the look I expect Cersei to throw me for the duration of our 'time together' but it is a look that I feel will propel me to greatness in the sack.  Nothing would motivate a man more to perform like a porn star than the threat of the Queen ordering The Hound to cut off his cock for disappointing her, so I could learn a lot in a short space of time from our sexual encounter.  Might even bag myself a job at the Littlefinger brothel for my troubles!

Margaery Baratheon
 A straight-up kinky bitch who will do anything for power isn't someone who is going to have a lot of friends but that's not why Margaery is on my list of dirties to get down with.  I'm looking for someone who without hesitation will call in her brother to finish the job should she or I grow tired of each others company - as there is every chance she would grow tired of my company very quickly as I live-tweet our time together in Joffrey's bed.

Who would you give your flower to?



  1. Replies
    1. Of course! I perform better with an audience!

  2. Jon Snow no question. Give me some of that sweet northern man ass.

  3. rob stark can do what he wants with me!!!

  4. Khal Drogo of course. Daenerys Targaryen was lucky to be his bitch.


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
© Portis Wasp

This site uses cookies from Google to deliver its services - Click here for information.

Blogger Template Created by pipdig