If you're going to have your innocence destroyed you may as well surrender to it happening in spectacular fashion on HBO, and as I near the end of season 2 of Game of Thrones (Sorry! I fell into a Jerseylicious wormhole and it fucked with my priorities!!!) I find myself craving the touch of just about every dirty looking flea bitten character on this show!. Like, what gives?
Here are six Game of Thrones characters I'd totally let deflower me. But don't you be thinking I'm advocating such a perverse practice for all. I am merely offering myself up to these heroes and villains as a way to boost my Klout score - and I so don't need any competition for their attention thank you very much..
Unlucky in love Jon Snow hasn't been to bed with anyone, like, ever, so Jon would be the ideal choice for losing my flower to. He will have zero expectations for our sexual encounter, and that is a good thing.
Poor Jamie has been bathing in shit this season but no amount of dirt can hide this man's pretty. Not quite sure how the sex would go, one wouldn't be too surprised if it ended with Jamie crying in the fetal position calling out for his sister. But the man is gorgeous and most of my dates end in tears anyways.
Brienne of Tarth
A straight-up kinky bitch who will do anything for power isn't someone who is going to have a lot of friends but that's not why Margaery is on my list of dirties to get down with. I'm looking for someone who without hesitation will call in her brother to finish the job should she or I grow tired of each others company - as there is every chance she would grow tired of my company very quickly as I live-tweet our time together in Joffrey's bed.
Who would you give your flower to?