Friday, 12 July 2013

Hot Bitch Friday: American Peanut Butter M&M's

American Peanut Butter M&M's

I was chatting to someone the other day about candy.  I can't claim to be a candy aficionado, I certainly don't spend my days counting down the minutes until I next bite down on a sugary substitute for love.  Probably cos I'm a smoker.  Everything we eat tastes of misery.  The super colourful packaging on supermarket shelves doesn't even do anything for me anymore.  All I ever see is that man on the front of the my cigarette packet who fell onto a tumour.  But I do have a bit of a soft spot for reese's pieces.  I'm not really a peanut butter fan and I'd much rather eat a sandwich than a bar of chocolate, but when combined - yummy.

So the other day, this person who won't be named, although his surname is the same as something you spread on bread, mentioned peanut butter m&m's to me and how tasty they were.  I wasn't buying it.  They sounded like a cheap substitute for reese's pieces.  He then said something totally immature and super dismissive like, "You're dead to me."  Whatever.

A couple days later I found myself in a random wee paper shop, which to my surprise sold niche porno mags and copies of Fantastic Man, Vogue Italia and The Gentlewoman.  Ergo, this wee random find is now forever my go to for niche porno mags!  To my surprise, it also sold packets of peanut butter m&m's by the counter.  Well, I never.  

I had to try them.  

American Peanut Butter M&M's

Anyway, long story short, I concede. American peanut butter m&m's are the shit.  I may have even purchased three more packets today for lunch!  R.I.P. the sandwich.

For last week's hot bitch friday.


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