DNA magazine's new issue promises OVER 50 PAGES OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE! Which is quite the ambiguous promise. Who are these men, and what makes them the hottest? I love ambiguous promises though, they're the best! You never come away disappointed. I just hope there is a points system in place. I need a sound explanation for their choices.
Muscle man Jose Ruiz covers the issue. Does that make him the sexiest man alive? I have no bloody clue. I hadn't even heard of him until now. But I do appreciate that he took the time to find a pair of headphones that matched his speedos.