What's wrong, Jakey? You look super sad on the cover of GQ Style Germany this month, and even sadder in the cover story which was photographed by Mark Seliger.
It's not because everyone you pass in the street insists on running their grubby peasant fingers through your magical beard, is it?
Poor Jake. This cover story is even more depressing than the thought of me sprinting out to the ice cream van with a tupperware box, asking the ice cream man to fill her up, sprinting back home squealing as I only paid a fiver for, like, a billion swirls of whippy, and then tripping over myself in the front garden before decking it in front of two neighbours. Hard to imagine, I know... But that was definitely me picking grass out of my ice cream yesterday evening.