Friday, 10 January 2014

5 questions with Mint Royale

A guilty pleasure you can't seem to quit? 
Stealing children’s chocolate.

Which flavour of ice cream best describes your personality? 
Can you get ice cream in the flavour of sensitive lover?

What's the worst thing you've ever had to do for money? 
I’ll happily do terrible things for free.


How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
I’ll let you decide but if you get it wrong I’ll have to take it as a sign this relationship is going nowhere. In fact, I’ve been thinking for a while things haven’t been going well. Like this egg question. Surely you know by now I always have the same. Have you never noticed? But I’m expected to make your porridge exactly as you want it every morning and if I check whether you want juice with it you look at me like I’m an idiot. My mother said she didn’t think you were good enough for me and I’m starting to think she was right.

If the world was coming to an end and you were allowed one last kiss, who would be lucky enough to land on your lips?
I see where this is going. You expect me to say HER name and then you can end it. How stupid do you think I am? I’m going out. Don’t wait up. 

...... Bye then. 

My lover's new single is out now, features Willem Dafoe, and is epic on so many levels.  Download it here or be damned.  Oh, and did he even say how he likes his eggs in the morning?  Bollocks.


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