Not long after I boarded the train yesterday I saw Kate's new cover for V magazine - and died. But I couldn't show the hot Frenchman who was sitting across from me how utterly elated I was that Nicola Formichetti had drafted in America's favourite pinup to front big time on this cover wearing one of his Diesel pieces. Never mind that when you lift up the plastic on the front cover Kate's denim number turns into a printed bikini! You know... like one of those magic pens?! Dead. So instead I sat nervously across from fantasy husband number nine and played with my hands like what Britney does in all her interviews these days.
To preview V magazine's Denim issue click here. You're totally going to want to because without evening knowing before I typed this the deluxe box set for this issue comes with a hear-activated Kate Upton mug and magic - tilt that shit upside down ALREADY! - pen. Ahhhhmazing.