Tuesday, 28 January 2014

'Mr. Grey Will See You Now' in the First Poster for 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

We may still be over a year away from the release of Sam Taylor-Johnson's big screen adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey, but if you have read the books you will agree that over 365 days of continual promotion - even if Jamie Dornan is a bit of alrite - is not nearly enough time to erase the memory of how shit E.L. James' soft core trilogy was before reprogramming us into thinking this is the best way to spend Valentine's Day in 2015.  

I for one am going to find it really hard to break tradition and spend Valentine's in a cinema with loved-up couples in search of cheap erotic thrills instead of spending the night at home (alone) self-pleasuring whilst crying into a tub of Ben & Jerry's.  

That being said, I think we are off to a good start with this teaser poster.

First 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Teaser Poster 2014


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