In this month's Scotcampus there is no Portis Wasp column which means no 9 inch sting which means you won't know what to do with yourself this month or next. Sounds awful. Right?
Wrong! Instead of my usual double page advertisement for the rich and famous, Scotcampus deemed me relevant enough to be interviewed alongside musicians Sam Smith and Foxes for the February edition of their print magazine! Which is pretty cool. If you cannot wait for the print edition to reach your shores you can click here to read my chat with the mag online. I wouldn't bother yourself with Sam or Foxes' interviews though as they come across a little "basic bitch" in comparison. Just saying.