Hello Britney! Would you like to introduce yourself to my readers?
Talk me through an average day in the life of you?
Yes, I bet. But can you actually give me some examples of what you do in an average day?
Well, okay then. So your 'Piece of Me' shows in Las Vegas have been receiving rave reviews from critics and fans alike. How does that make you feel, Britney?
Would you like to take this opportunity to thank your fans?
There have been reports in the press that you might jack it all in after your Las Vegas Residency comes to an end. Is there any truth to this disgusting rumour?
Because you're, like, in it for the long run. Right?
Oh. Well maybe you could share with me a guilty pleasure you can't seem to quit?
A song that makes your hear skip a beat?
Great choice! If the world was coming to an end and you were allowed one last kiss, who would be lucky enough to land on your lips?
Yes, but, if you could kiss anyone in the whole wide world who would you choose to lock lips with, Britters?
OHMYGAWD. Would you like to ask Portis Wasp a question?
Who doesn't wanna live fancy?! Are you proposing we, like....
.... GET TOGETHER?
Oh. For a minute there I thought my life was going to change forever...
That's a rather patronising hand clap.
So maybe we should just wrap up this very special interview with a final thought...
Is that really your final thought?
Thanks Britney! Happy April Fools, Wasps!