Monday, 28 April 2014

Beyoncé and Jay Z are 'On The Run' in Balaclavas as they announce 16-Date Stadium Tour

Beyoncé and Jay Z are 'On The Run'

Beyoncé and Jay Z better be 'On The Run'!  I'm still pissed at these two scamps for throwing some serious shade at my blog's birthday today by choosing to announce they are going on tour together this Summer.  Coincidence?  I think not.  They've always been mad jealous of my jelly, and getting their tour sponsor Chase Bank to do their dirty work by casually tweeting this beyond amazing promo image mere seconds before I made a wish and blew out the candles on my cake shows how sick in the head these two really are!  

I was meant to wish for fame and fortune for the next five years, wasps!  But that wicked smize coming off the 'yoncé made me ask for two tickets to their 2nd August show at the Rose Bowl!  WTF?!!!!  I don't even like Jay Z!


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