Esquire's August issue tackles sex and the British man with a new report that confirms what really turns us on in 2014. Spoiler: It's not hairy top lips like this one. Those stray hairs look proper parasitic. That being said, the lips and teeth are a nice distraction from what looks to be a broken nose up top. And yet I can't seem to look away.
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