Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Call the Policia! Some Bitch is Sexually Harassing David Gandy on the Cover of Vanity Fair España!!!

David Gandy by Mariano Vivanco for Vanity Fair Espana

Scrubber.  Who does she think she is?  David Gandy looks clearly distressed on the cover of Vanity Fair España, and who can blame him.  I myself felt quite stabby queasy when I saw the photos from this cover story which were shot by Mariano Vivanco.  And I can't even with the fifty shades of short film footage that accompanies this, but I can assure you David, I have contacted the Policia!  Clearly the laws that forbid half naked models from touching up on the Gandy in this country do not apply to the Spanish wildlife.  





10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos

10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos

Yesterday's homage to Todd Sanfield and his very nice underwear collection went down a storm with my readers, whose bashing of those retweet and like buttons all day ensured my timeline was never short of gymspiration.  Not that I'm at all surprised.  How could you not love the Todd?!  But it is important to be thankful, not only to Todd and photographer Kevin McDermott for sharing the new collection photos with me, but also to everyone who liked the post enough to share it with their friends.  

As a thank you from myself and Todd, please find below ten additional photos which I'm sure you'll enjoy just as much as the first lot I posted.  What a hunk.

10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos 10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos10 More Todd Sanfield Underwear Collection Photos

SEE ALSO:   



Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Daniel Garofali is Today's Shirtless Australian Model with Great Abs

Daniel Garofali by Elvis Di Fazio 2014

Let it be known that as an adult male I can totally appreciate watching my boy whip his shirt off after a footie match and chug a cold beer.  Or at least that's how my life played out in a dream last night.  I think I was really happy.  Anyways, my feelings about football were very different when I was younger.  


When you grow up in a small village and football is the only game your so-called friends want to play, and you're not that great (yet) at anything physical, it gets a bit old quickly to hear "Don't pass the ball to Portis!  He's shit!" every day after school.  But enough about me who grew up to become a great table tennis player and champion cocktail shaker and my shit friends who accidentally fell down a mine shaft that one time.


Australian model Daniel Garofali was recently photographed by Elvis Di Fazio for a cheeky football-themed spread as a homage to The Parramatta Eels, an Australian professional rugby league football club which are based in the Sydney suburb of Parramatta.  I'm sure they're great.  We of course just came here for Daniel's abs though, and they look really great.  Go Eels!

Daniel Garofali by Elvis Di Fazio 2014Daniel Garofali by Elvis Di Fazio 2014Daniel Garofali by Elvis Di Fazio 2014
Daniel Garofali by Elvis Di Fazio 2014





Portis Wasp x MTV: 'Sweet Valley High' 90s Fashion

Sweet Valley High Flashback Fashion for MTV

Wanna dress like the Wakefield Twins from Sweet Valley High?  Well of course you do.  

My new Flashback Fashion post for MTV will hook you up something proper blonde with a cute little pencil skirt and sick blouse combination that will have you looking your best should you; a. decide to summon the ghost of a dead student, b. need to save your sister who has just been kidnapped by some loon at her work experience job, or c. slap a bitch in the face for smizing at your boyfriend.  Myself and this look have totally got your back, wasps.  So click here to make a dramatic entrance and be the beauty at the end of a crowded hall everyone talks smack about.  We got this!

Someone needs to give serious thought to bringing back the 90s.




Stephen James and Johnny Wujek by Haley Ballard for Adon Magazine

Stephen James by Haley Ballard for Adon Magazine

Adon magazine celebrate their spring issue with a double cover featuring top model Stephen James sipping on some 'spaz juice' and celebrity stylist Johnny Wujek looking proper yummy with a mouth full of gummy bears.  

Johnny Wujek by Haley Ballard for Adon Magazine

For more information on the new issue click here.

Stephen James Cover Credits:
Photographer Haley Ballard
Creative Directors Roy Fire & Tal Peer
Styling Seth Howard
Grooming Michael Chua
Model Stephen James

Johnny Wujek Cover Credits:
Photographer Haley Ballard
Creative Directors Roy Fire & Tal Peer
Grooming Michael Chua
Styling by Johnny Wujek


Matt Bomer by Kai Z Feng for Out Magazine June/July 2014

Matt Bomer by Kai Z Feng for Out Magazine

Could Matt Bomer be anymore perfect?  Not possible.  The handsome actor covers the June/July issue of Out magazine and was photographed for his sure to be flawless cover story by Kai Z Feng.  Sadly, all we've been gifted so far is this one flawless smize.

Inside the new issue Matt discusses working on the long-awaited adaptation of Larry Kramer's The Normal Heart, which was directed by Ryan Murphy for HBO.  Out have published a short preview of his interview which you can read here

I will of course update you once the rest of the photos from Matt's cover story grace the internet with their presence.



Ariana Grande's Instagram Teaser for Her New Single 'Problem' is Just 'The Best'


My only problem with this perfectly executed teaser for Ariana Grande's new single is that I have to wait 6 more days to hear the song in full.  Only 10 seconds of Problem is a first world problem of epic proportions.  HOW DAAAARE YOU, ARIANA!

That being said, I could listen to a 10 second loop of this girl slay the shit out of Mariah Carey's old formula of singing until her eyes pop out of her head over a thick beat with additional support from a rapper until my own eyes popped out of my head and I'd still feel blessed.  That breathy whisper at the end is everything.

Oh and the rapper on Ariana's single is Iggy.  How fucking amazing.


Todd Sanfield Shares Never-Before-Seen Underwear Collection Photos with Portis Wasp

Todd Sanfield by Kevin McDermott

Todd Sanfield's new underwear collection has been making waves since it was released earlier this year, and by now you should be well versed on each look thanks to the magical portal that is My Portis Wasp says.  But what you won't have seen is all the photos that photographer Kevin McDermott took of Todd modelling the collection.  

Today I am sharing with you a never-before-seen look at the new Todd Sanfield Collection in a stunning selection of photos captured by Kevin that show all the different ways you can werk it in your undies like Todd.  To shop each look from the collection click here, and if you love what you see do let myself or Todd know so that I can put together another post and share some more photos with you tomorrow.  You're welcome.

Todd Sanfield by Kevin McDermottTodd Sanfield by Kevin McDermottTodd Sanfield by Kevin McDermottTodd Sanfield by Kevin McDermottTodd Sanfield by Kevin McDermottTodd Sanfield by Kevin McDermottTodd Sanfield by Kevin McDermott

SEE ALSO:  A New Interview with Todd Sanfield


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...