Where is Your Favourite Place to be Touched?
Barbie
Well Wasps, one of the only downsides to being plastic is that I don't have a whole lotta nerve endings... but I've got them where it counts! They seem to be particularly sensitive around the back of my neck, so move my mane outta your way, give it a sultry stroke, a luscious lick or a naughty nibble and see what happens!
Louie Banks
WHERE DO YOU THINK?
Barrett Pall
My lips are my ultimate weakness. Your lips have the most amount of concentrated nerve endings in your whole body, so if you can make out like a superstar chances are I'm all yours.
Alexis Gregory
In my heart. Of course.
Giuseppe Vaccaro
The face.
Simon Curtis
In Church
Damon Baker
On the runway
Jack Mackenroth
I love to hold hands. And if you go anywhere near my ass I go crazy in a good way.
Joseph Gray
The sweet, sensible, innocent side of me wants to tell the world that my favourite place to be touched is my heart- be it through inspiration, love or fantasy. But if you touch my "heart-on"... that's even better! Damn!
Tyler Martin
If I'm with the one I love, anywhere works every time.
Neil Thomas Douglas
Belly Button!
Michael Epps
Nothing beats a pair of soft full lips, touching my soft full lips.
Tala
My heart... awww.
Raff
...in a bubble bath with some Kenny G playing in the background, surrounded by candles. I joke! It depends on the moment really...and I guess the location. A frisky fondle in an inappropriate location can be quite nice! That's all you're getting.
Euan Robertson
Wherever you want to touch Mr Wasp, please don't be shy!
Rick Day
My neck... very sensitive
Ryan McDonald
My temples. Makes me feel smarter.
Ariel
My heart.
Jonathan Pryce
My head. When I was a child my Mum used to stroke my hair to get me to sleep, so you just have to brush past my head to make me sleepy and relaxed. A good head massage can't be beaten.
Marko Kalfa
I love a good back massage first and foremost. Then head, neck, feet, penis (can I say that), hands, forearms and ears...in that order. I hate when people touch my hair. It takes me so long to get it to sit a certain way
Matthew Stephen Herrick
Well, I like to be touched in a lot of places. Like you said, the body is a big place after all, but I guess it would be the back of my neck and onto my back. When someone rubs their finger tips gently up and down it’s very soothing and sensual. It relaxes me and sends tingles.
Sam Scott Schiavo
Being extremely sensitive, any place is a favorite place to be touched and very appreciated as long as I don't have to do it myself!
Colby Keller
My favourite place to be touched definitely depends on the situation, but I think my all time favorite is to have someone comb my hair, massage my scalp or give me a playful rub to mess up my hair. There's something very intimate about a relationship with someone that allows for both the inclination to and the permission to touch someone's hair. It's always unspoken and comes after a strong connection has been made. Reminds of Rumi's reminder that words so often fail us and that a touch can say so much more.
Portis Wasp
My favourite place to be touched is this sweet little spot on the inside of my leg that is in no way sensitive when I touch it myself but magically comes to life when someone else happens to be... umm, on the inside of my leg. When touched it just makes me laugh, quite uncontrollably.
My favourite place to be touched is this sweet little spot on the inside of my leg that is in no way sensitive when I touch it myself but magically comes to life when someone else happens to be... umm, on the inside of my leg. When touched it just makes me laugh, quite uncontrollably.
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Barbie (Fashionista/ Blogger)
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As a like, uber girlie girl, I would never want to switch places with a Ken. But like, it's totally great to be a guy too. You get to be the envy of all your friends when you walk into a bar with me on your arm, you're fascinated by simple things like boobs and your penis is your best friend! If I carried my best friend around in my pants all day, well, I'd get arrested. But I don't tend to wear pants so it's all okay! :-)
You have something attached to your body you can literally stick in things for a good time...this must be awesome. You can grow facial hair in a variety of ways, in your world you can be a 'player' in ours you'd be a 'slag.' I think you can grow old more gracefully, you aren't as defined by your age in society. You don't take over an hour to get ready for a night out....actually it must be pretty darn good...can I start over again as a man please?!
Of course you can Sarah! You can all become men!!!
If you need a reminder then click here to find out why it is Great to be a Man!
Sam Scott Schiavo
Obvious ... as with a fine wine, we keep getting better with age!
Jack Mackenroth
Because we can pee pretty much anywhere.
Because if we are born in China they don't drown us.
Because we can look good with or without a moustache.
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All I Want For Christmas Is...
Matthew Stephen Herrick
If I could have one thing for Christmas I’d want a "mini pig". Yep, that's right. I would name him (or her) Charlie and me Charlie and my dog Billie would be one happy family. I prefer the black spotted one but I'll take what I can get.
You are kind of jealous huh? You want one too. I can tell.
Portis Wasp
All I want for Christmas is... this. Another fun year of blogging, featuring super interesting talent like the guys n gals I am celebrating in this Christmas post (aren't I lucky?), and more time set aside to showcase what I am made of. Someone's getting a little tired of living vicariously through the artists he features. ;-) But seriously, who needs to go on a college course when I have Photographers, Models, Writers, Musicians, Presenters, Illustrators, Designers, Pornstars and a Barbie doll on hand to show me 365 days of the year how to push the boundaries of creativity with such effortless ease. So buckle up now wasps, in 2012 we're DRIVING HARD! Oh and Merry Christmas! Here's a thought before I leave you... maybe next year instead of a blog post I could just throw a Party? And maybe I'll wear head-to-toe Tom Ford as I greet you at the door with my wasp stamp?! Certainly something to think about. And now a quote from Mr Disney...
"If you can dream it, you can do it."
Walt Disney
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If you were a Biscuit... which would you be and why?
I would be a scone too. No.... wait.... I'm taking a stand against this silliness! I am a TOFFEE POP!
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What's your favourite scary movie?
Why is it Great to be a Man? (LADIES EDITION)
Well the verdict is in and women doen't like us men. Only three game girls have answered the question, Why is it Great to be a Man? so I will have to move forward with the all boys club idea that I have been brewing for the blog (including these three fine specimens of course - we will need these three to cook us things and look all pretty and shit at all times) and will begin banning ladies who don't think we're great from February onwards! Tut Tut ladies, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Barbie (Fashionista/ Blogger)
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As a like, uber girlie girl, I would never want to switch places with a Ken. But like, it's totally great to be a guy too. You get to be the envy of all your friends when you walk into a bar with me on your arm, you're fascinated by simple things like boobs and your penis is your best friend! If I carried my best friend around in my pants all day, well, I'd get arrested. But I don't tend to wear pants so it's all okay! :-)
I'd make a great man. I'd have the coolest facial hair fashionings, and I love opening doors for people, and greeting people by bowing low and flourishing my hat. Fair enough, that might also make me a rather eccentric man too but I don't fit into any box easily. :-)
In Sweden, it's great to be a man because when you've got a baby you are allowed to be a 'Latte Papa', sitting with all the other Latte Papas, their babies and their buggies around a coffee table, and you can be all 'mumsy' with the baby without being scrutinised for being domineering, weak or a paedophile. You can also be a DILF.
You have something attached to your body you can literally stick in things for a good time...this must be awesome. You can grow facial hair in a variety of ways, in your world you can be a 'player' in ours you'd be a 'slag.' I think you can grow old more gracefully, you aren't as defined by your age in society. You don't take over an hour to get ready for a night out....actually it must be pretty darn good...can I start over again as a man please?!
Of course you can Sarah! You can all become men!!!
If you need a reminder then click here to find out why it is Great to be a Man!
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Why is it Great to be a Man?
Sam Scott Schiavo
Obvious ... as with a fine wine, we keep getting better with age!
Jack Mackenroth
Because we can pee pretty much anywhere.
Because if we are born in China they don't drown us.
Because we can look good with or without a moustache.
Colby Keller
1. Peeing standing up
2. Less social pressure when it comes to using beauty products
3. Morning Wood
4. Body Hair keeps you warmer in the winter
5. Getting harassed less often on the street
6. No chance of accidentally getting pregnant when I get fucked
7. Penises are fun to play with (hard or soft)
Stewart Shining
We don't have to wear dresses and leave our man parts exposed.
Stewart Shining
We don't have to wear dresses and leave our man parts exposed.
We don't have to wear makeup or deal with our hair.
The only jewellery we have to wear is a watch.
WE get to be the responsible ones and take the lead.
Christopher Hench
It is great to be a man because "men can use the toilet alone."
Matthew Stephen Herrick
We are mostly low maintenance and it takes us 10 minutes to get ready, as we get older we become "handsome" and look distinguished with age, we don't have periods, we actually enjoy being objectified by women (and men), sex is easy alone (if you catch my drift) and I think this list can go on and on but you get my point. Being a woman is hardwork. We lucked out. :-)
Max Papendieck
You can kill your own food. With your bare hands! Oh and lines for the bathroom are about 95% shorter.
Kyle Anderson
Because I never have to experience child birth is my number 1.
Euan Robertson
I wrote a list and all the points involved girls being better. They smell better, they look better, they smile better. So I guess the only reason is I don't need as much luggage. How tragic :-)
Michael Epps
Why is it great to be a man? It's only great if you have a big dick. Otherwise you're screwed. ;-)
Raff
...cos we can pee standing up...anywhere! (Most useful at festivals!)
Ninh Nguyen
You have a penis...
Ryan McDonald
It's great to be a man because you can grow a huge beard and people won't look at you in disgust.
Ariel Amejeiras
To be a man is great because even women think we get better with age (supposedly) So we can still feel empowered in our 40's 50's and beyond. I would hate to be an ageing woman in this day and age.
Riley Price
It's great to be a man cause I'm a bottom and not a woman. I get to have my cake and eat it too. I like seeing my own kind fucking me as i look behind. I like being a guy and being with a guy and being owned.
Jon Fleming
I can parallel park
Tyler Martin
My favorite part of being a bull.... Hmmmm. Women seem to like it when we get nasty and drive big trucks, and I couldn't imagine not being able to relieve myself out back by a bush.
Darren Black
Two words: FACIAL HAIR! Men can rock beards, designer stubble, mustaches, lamb chops, side burns, chin straps, chin curtains and goatees OR they can be clean shaven! Women with ANY of the above are either hormonal or crayzee!
Barrett Pall
If you had a penis you would just know why. Oh and I won't ever have to push a baby out of my pee hole.
Joseph Bleu
It is great to be a man. To be a sensitive Man, who probes into the identity of others so that he can then find things in himself that awakens a new awareness.
Portis Wasp
It is great to be man because we have a great knack for pretending we’re incapable of doing certain menial tasks so that the lovely women in our life end up doing them for us. Ha – only kidding. I never do that. Men are great because women let us be. I've just checked my google analytics and I don't want to lose 75% of my readership! I also agree with the peeing. While it sounds all kinds of trivial, having to sit down on a public toilet would just kill me (ocd freak).
This post sounds a little like a WE HATE WOMEN club, but it's not. So don't hate us men for being great!
Christopher Hench
It is great to be a man because "men can use the toilet alone."
Matthew Stephen Herrick
We are mostly low maintenance and it takes us 10 minutes to get ready, as we get older we become "handsome" and look distinguished with age, we don't have periods, we actually enjoy being objectified by women (and men), sex is easy alone (if you catch my drift) and I think this list can go on and on but you get my point. Being a woman is hardwork. We lucked out. :-)
Max Papendieck
You can kill your own food. With your bare hands! Oh and lines for the bathroom are about 95% shorter.
Kyle Anderson
Because I never have to experience child birth is my number 1.
Euan Robertson
I wrote a list and all the points involved girls being better. They smell better, they look better, they smile better. So I guess the only reason is I don't need as much luggage. How tragic :-)
Michael Epps
Why is it great to be a man? It's only great if you have a big dick. Otherwise you're screwed. ;-)
Raff
...cos we can pee standing up...anywhere! (Most useful at festivals!)
Ninh Nguyen
You have a penis...
Ryan McDonald
It's great to be a man because you can grow a huge beard and people won't look at you in disgust.
Ariel Amejeiras
To be a man is great because even women think we get better with age (supposedly) So we can still feel empowered in our 40's 50's and beyond. I would hate to be an ageing woman in this day and age.
Riley Price
It's great to be a man cause I'm a bottom and not a woman. I get to have my cake and eat it too. I like seeing my own kind fucking me as i look behind. I like being a guy and being with a guy and being owned.
Jon Fleming
I can parallel park
Tyler Martin
My favorite part of being a bull.... Hmmmm. Women seem to like it when we get nasty and drive big trucks, and I couldn't imagine not being able to relieve myself out back by a bush.
Darren Black
Two words: FACIAL HAIR! Men can rock beards, designer stubble, mustaches, lamb chops, side burns, chin straps, chin curtains and goatees OR they can be clean shaven! Women with ANY of the above are either hormonal or crayzee!
Barrett Pall
If you had a penis you would just know why. Oh and I won't ever have to push a baby out of my pee hole.
Joseph Bleu
It is great to be a man. To be a sensitive Man, who probes into the identity of others so that he can then find things in himself that awakens a new awareness.
Portis Wasp
It is great to be man because we have a great knack for pretending we’re incapable of doing certain menial tasks so that the lovely women in our life end up doing them for us. Ha – only kidding. I never do that. Men are great because women let us be. I've just checked my google analytics and I don't want to lose 75% of my readership! I also agree with the peeing. While it sounds all kinds of trivial, having to sit down on a public toilet would just kill me (ocd freak).
This post sounds a little like a WE HATE WOMEN club, but it's not. So don't hate us men for being great!
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All I Want For Christmas Is...
Panda Su
All I want for Christmas is... free admission to the zoo to spend time with the family. And a year's supply of Burt's Bees lipbalm. And an iPad 2.
Kyle Anderson
All I want for Christmas is... health, peace and the silver sharks tooth necklace from Givenchy
Darwin Deez
If I told you, you might outbid me at the last second!! Xoxo dd
Michael Epps
All I want for Christmas, is peace on earth, and a hot piece for me.
Matthew Stephen Herrick
If I could have one thing for Christmas I’d want a "mini pig". Yep, that's right. I would name him (or her) Charlie and me Charlie and my dog Billie would be one happy family. I prefer the black spotted one but I'll take what I can get.
You are kind of jealous huh? You want one too. I can tell.
Archeo
All I want for Christmas is.... to play a show on the moon.
Jay James Picton
All I want for Christmas is… a bench with the name engraved 'J's bench'.
Only people with the name beginning with 'J' would legally be allowed to sit on it. I'd probably enjoy some of Christmas on my bench inviting random people with strange names to illegally sit and join me for mulled wine and tell shit Xmas jokes. They'd think I'd be laughing at their jokes, I'd really be laughing knowing I had secretly encouraged a
a bench crime. If I got that for Christmas, I could say my Christmas moral would be: 'Don't accept strange acts of kindness from strangers at Christmas' ('especially when it involves personalised benches')
That or a Terry's Christmas orange.
Barbie
As the girl who has everything, I've had to think long and hard about what I want for Christmas. Love? Pffft. Money? Hmm. A pair of Chrissie Loub Markesling 120 laser-cut leather pumps? Maybe...
No, what I would love more than anything is YOU Ms Wintour (because I know you're a closet Wasp and an honorary Barb thanks to Minaj) to give me a job in your wonderful, crazy, glossy fash mag world that dreams are made of! VOGUE! STRIKE A POSE!
If you need evidence of my talents just take a look around the Wasp Factory... I specialise in killer heels, hawt bitches and trash TV. I can do couture- I've even been published in your fellow Conde Nast glossy GLAMOUR UK (out December 8th Wasps, FYI)- I can do A-list stars and I can do the Starbucks run in 6 inch heels!
Make my wish come true Santa Wintour! All I want for Christmas is you!!!
No, what I would love more than anything is YOU Ms Wintour (because I know you're a closet Wasp and an honorary Barb thanks to Minaj) to give me a job in your wonderful, crazy, glossy fash mag world that dreams are made of! VOGUE! STRIKE A POSE!
If you need evidence of my talents just take a look around the Wasp Factory... I specialise in killer heels, hawt bitches and trash TV. I can do couture- I've even been published in your fellow Conde Nast glossy GLAMOUR UK (out December 8th Wasps, FYI)- I can do A-list stars and I can do the Starbucks run in 6 inch heels!
Make my wish come true Santa Wintour! All I want for Christmas is you!!!
Vic Galloway
'All I want for Christmas is... some more time on my hands! I'm busy writing a book, doing radio shows, bits of TV and journalism and I desperately want to make more of my own music. I just don't have the time, goddammit!! In terms of a physical 'thing'... I'd quite like a new tattoo! I have a half sleeve on my left arm and am building up my right arm. I'd like a few hours in a tattoo shop of my choosing to get more 'ink' to fill in the gaps!'
Jack Mackenroth
All I want for Christmas is... botox.
Emma Durnell
All I want for Christmas is... Health, happiness and harmony! xxx
Damon Baker
All I want for Christmas is... A lipstick stained crotch.
Neil Thomas Douglas
All I want for Christmas is fuck loads of socks. Seriously where do they all go? Oh, and vouchers for a travel agent, I want to leave this little island for a few weeks. AND, more Portis Wasp but goes without saying.
Darren Black
All I want for Christmas is... to give all my friends and family the perfect gift - I LOVE giving presents - oh & receiving them: I've got a pair of Dr Dre BEATS headphones on my list. I just hope that when Father Christmas makes his list & checks it twice, he hasn't got me filed under "naughty". Xx
Ariel (TNTT)
All I want for Xmas is for Michel Gondry to direct our video! Can I have my face over Bjork body please???
Ninh Nguyen
All I want for Christmas is... a bespoke suit from an Italian master tailor, with NINH Collection aesthetic :)
Jason Boyce
All I want for christmas is... Natalie Portman in a box.... or a cake?? Or to just show up at my door and ask me to marry her! :)
Raff
All I want for Christmas is... for Beyonce to be my alarm clock!
Tala
All I want for Christmas is a Piano made out of 24 carat Gold T's for TALA !... can you picture it yet!!! Let me know if you need the delivery address etc and Il send it to ;)
Max Papendieck
All I want for Christmas is... A nice HOT Australian Christmas with my family by the beach! And maybe a new Hublot watch :)
Dylan Rosser
All I want for Christmas is... this
New Town Triptych
New Town Triptych here and all we want for Christmas is world peace, more AirPlay in 2012 and a an outdoor gig (although we'll hold off on the latter until summer)
Ally McCrae
All I want for Christmas is... a dressing gown with a hood. For men, I swear to gooooodness I have tried everywhere and I can't find one in the UK. Why is it so hard? Maybe I'll go into the dressing gown business - BBC Introducing loungewear.
Giuseppe Vaccaro
Hi my friends congratulations for your blog, 
all I want for Christmas is to realise my dreams.
all I want for Christmas is to realise my dreams.
Joseph Bleu
…and what I want for Christmas I am going to have to say, I do not want a thing I want an idea I have to say the idea is more of a reflection. It is not what we have it is what we give. And to give is to get. So what I really want is a great source of inspiration so that I can give a new perception to people so that they in turn can be inspired...
Riley Price
A smart guy who can fuck and for everyone to be happy
Richard Gerst
All I want for Christmas is… my two front teeth.
Sam Scott Schiavo
All I want for Christmas is ... YOU, BUT the you must understand(and agree) who they are!
Brian Shimansky
All I want for Christmas is a cool breeze....?
K.p. Son
A top hat and a suit.
Aztec Records
All we want for Christmas is to be invited to a gay wedding. :-)
Richard Haines
All I want for Christmas is... youuuu.
Nicolo Festa
All I want for christmas is... A gold rolex. My only christmas wish, brazenly ignored, for the past 20 years.
Greig Middlemiss
All I want for Christmas... is time. I've hardly had any time to pick up my camera for months on end... really not been the year for it and I'm dying to get back out there and get some time to myself to actually get shooting again. Please, please Santa... I miss free time!!!
Jonathan Pryce
All I want for Christmas is...to be as inspired in 2012 as I was in 2011.
Johnny Lynch
All I want for Christmas is… for Margaret Thatcher to die. And Cameron. In fact, I want a Tory bloodbath, please.
Jon Fleming
Pee Wees Big Adventure on DVD
Hudson Wright
All I want for Christmas is... my two front teeth .
Barrett Pall
All I want for Christmas is for this next year to be even more prosperous, exciting and passion-filled than this year has been. Oh and a new laptop would be awesome.
Lectro Lips
Leo: All I want for Christmas is.... a Super 8 video camera, A Boombox (Because Ant took mine) and a new Carpenters record.
Ant: All I want for Christmas is... a pair of Terry Richardson glasses and a Polaroid PoGo printer (for sexy stuff). Oh, and free Reese's Pieces for everyone else.
All I want for Christmas is... this. Another fun year of blogging, featuring super interesting talent like the guys n gals I am celebrating in this Christmas post (aren't I lucky?), and more time set aside to showcase what I am made of. Someone's getting a little tired of living vicariously through the artists he features. ;-) But seriously, who needs to go on a college course when I have Photographers, Models, Writers, Musicians, Presenters, Illustrators, Designers, Pornstars and a Barbie doll on hand to show me 365 days of the year how to push the boundaries of creativity with such effortless ease. So buckle up now wasps, in 2012 we're DRIVING HARD! Oh and Merry Christmas! Here's a thought before I leave you... maybe next year instead of a blog post I could just throw a Party? And maybe I'll wear head-to-toe Tom Ford as I greet you at the door with my wasp stamp?! Certainly something to think about. And now a quote from Mr Disney...
"If you can dream it, you can do it."
Walt Disney
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If you were a Biscuit... which would you be and why?
I discovered shortly after sending an email out to my blog friends asking which Biscuit they'd be that a. I feature far too many Americans (I love you all really) and b. being American quite a few of them don't know what a biscuit is (not that that's their fault especially), being the greedy country that it is, America describes quite a few tasty treats as a Biscuit. When lets face it, most of them are not what we (certainly the people of Scotland) know to be a biscuit. But, that was before I sent the email that changed my life. I was going to choose a Toffee Pop as my contribution but after doing this I'm not quite sure I know what a biscuit is anymore. Oh and c. a lot of you like to melt in the mouth - as if that comes as a surprise?!
I hope some of you don't mind but I just couldn't not include everyone who replied even if you didn't have an answer for me. Me and Stewart Shining sent about twenty emails back and forth about this (bless him) but at least we will all learn something from this today and that is... a Biscuit is NOT as universal as a kiss!
I hope some of you don't mind but I just couldn't not include everyone who replied even if you didn't have an answer for me. Me and Stewart Shining sent about twenty emails back and forth about this (bless him) but at least we will all learn something from this today and that is... a Biscuit is NOT as universal as a kiss!
Barbie (Fashionista Blogger)
After much consideration... If I was a biscuit I'd be a Jaffa Cake... I'm a little orange, low in fat and I melt in your mouth... Take from that what you wish boys ;-)
Richard Haines (Illustrator)
You mean a cookie?
I don't get it - a biscuit? Like the things they serve on the plane? Is this a British double entendre I don't know about or did I just inadvertently answer... please advise.
I just called Tachman and said did Portis Wasp ask you what kind of biscuit you are, cause I don't get the question, and he didn't know either- we're clueless over here.
Btw biscuits aren't cookies here, they're these mini bread things you eat in the morning with butter and jam, and American Airlines are the best. Aren't you sorry you asked?!!
So wait, what kind of COOKIE would I be?!!! I'm still confused. Well I would be a hard cookie with raw almonds and chunks of chocolate and dried strawberries and salt.
There. You happy??
Stewart was then gracious enough to attach a picture of a scone, someone had helpfully written on the image... BISCUIT.
One that contains no calories, durr.
If I were a biscuit I'd be a scone. A little hard on the outside but moist and buttery on the inside. The kind that melts in your mouth and leaves you completely satisfied. Ya know, in a hitting the right spot kinda way for your food cravings. Haha. Us Americans can be a bit slutty with all our melting in the mouth. If you look it up the two are the same in American culture. :-)
I would be a tunnocks tea cake because I am a bit soft.
Simon Curtis (Singer)
Haha we don't have biscuits like you do over here in the States!! Lol Our biscuits here are made with flour, fresh. They're hot, breast, squishy, salty, flaky. Not a cookie/cracker like you guys have as biscuits!
Breast Simon?
Either a Tunnock's Tea Cake (not quite a biscuit) so if that's not allowed a Marks and Spencer extra chocolately chocolate biscuit. Any good?
I would be a Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuit, the interior is fluffy and tender and the crust crisp!
"All the taste, none of the guilt" was their slogan and I agree ;-)
"All the taste, none of the guilt" was their slogan and I agree ;-)
Ronnie Kroell (Model)
I'd be a biscuit with sausage and covered in gravy. #Winning
I would have to say hobnob's....... cuz.... sometimes you just got to. There you have it you naughty minded blogger.
Well, if I were an "American Biscuit" (whatever that means), I'd be this nasty little product called "Chicken-n-a-biskit" which is a sort of cracker flavored with "chicken powder." That healthy British Chef you guys like would be mortified!
We don't like him.
And if I were a "British Biscuit" I think I'd be something like a piece of shortbread or something eaten by everyone (a lot).
Bonus points for picking a Scottish Biscuit.
A custard cream. Rather boring looking from the outside but immensely rewarding if you manage to get to the custard centre without breaking the biscuit on either side. A skill I perfected when I was 9 years old. And a size 16.
Hmmm, I think I'd have to be a jammy dodger, I've got a thing for lovehearts and just seeing the jam heart in the dodger makes me happy... it's as simple as that!
This has been pretty difficult, so many biscuits I'd like to be but I've struggled to pin down just one to define me! In the end up I've landed (metaphorically) on the Tunnock's Tea Cake. While it has the word 'cake' in the name I feel that it still falls into the biscuit category, in the same way as a Jaffa Cake does.
I feel it's Scottish roots, squidgy nature and firm bottom make it the biscuit that would be me in any forthcoming biopics. This has taken up a disproportionate amount of time this week but has been an enriching experience.
Ant would be a Nutter Butter because it's got a crunchy outside and a creamy sweet/salty filling. Leo would be an Oreo because he likes to be licked and dunked in milk.
Hello my friend... a biscuit full of grapes covered with chocolate truffle, as any male model that comes in my farm love to eat them deliciously ... hehhehehheh
Tala (Singer)
I'd be Baklava because I'm layered and complex bitches!
Google suggests you have chosen something that looks very much like a lasagne Tala!
One of my fave restaurants in Portland is called Gravy. They say their biscuits are HOT AND FLUFFY. I wanna be a hot and fluffy biscuit!
I don't like biscuits but I had a crush on strawberry shortcake and that falls in the biscuit family according to the world wide web.
Christophe Sanchez-Vahle (Model Booker)
Pleasure...I used to eat these as a child when I would spend summers in Europe with my grandparents before they were made available in the US where we lived. Petit ecolier - Little schoolboy! The ultimate treat! A perfect balance of milk chocolate and a butter biscuit that's not overly sweet. What I love most though is the idea of these being a bit bad but delicious. And the implication can't be overlooked. Every man has a little naughty school boy side to him.. xx
Wow a biscuit? That is a hard one. Let me think... I would be a home made buttermilk biscuit like my uncle used to make when we would visit.. I melt in your mouth.... lol
Ryan McDonald (Model)
I would be a scone for the simple reason i know no other... plus it sounds fancy.
Portis Wasp
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What's your favourite scary movie?
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"The other scene that really terrifies me, and upsets me deeply, even if I watch it in broad daylight, is from NOSFERATU by Herzog: when the filthy despicable Klaus Kinski closes in on Bruno Ganz. The deformed head, the skanky rodent teeth! Pure filth! Makes me sick to my stomach every time. Bleah!
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"However, this question can't truly be answered without bringing up "Nightmare on Elm St. 1" - the original with Johnny Depp being flung up to the ceiling by his own blood after dreaming of Freddie Kruger...or actually anything by The Hammer House of Horror (great costumes), or The Omen, oh oh oh..."Carrie", yes "Carrie", fucking love that film! "Plug it up! Plug it up!"...Can I have more than one film...?" Yes you can.
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It's a tough call, as there's a lot of different horror movies I like for different reasons. But for freaky 'what the hell is happening' scares, it has to be Andrzej Zulawski's 'Possession'.
Because:
It starts as a film charting the break down of a relationship, before going all out bat shit crazy... it has Sam Neil being mental... it has Isabella Adjani being more mental... even when it's just doing normal dialogue scenes, it's totally bonkers... it did everything Antichrist was trying to do, but without relying on cheap torture shocks (and about 30 years before)!
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"I love Carrie for so many reasons. Amazing story of teen alienation by horror master Stephen King. Gorgeous cinematography and direction by Brian DePalma and company. Amazing cast and stellar performances by Sissy Spacek and Tuesday Weld. Love the use of split screen in the climatic scene at the end. Oh and John Travolta in his prime. What more can I say."
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"Second scariest movie (I know, you didn't ask for it but I have to mention it) is 'The Orphanage' by J.A. Bayona. It's a Spanish movie and has the most beautiful storyline. But it is also terribly scary!!!!
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"I am giving away my age as I saw it when the original came out , movie theatres were packed and people were fainting in the audience! And I appreciate a classic... the word class is in there."
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It starts as a film charting the break down of a relationship, before going all out bat shit crazy... it has Sam Neil being mental... it has Isabella Adjani being more mental... even when it's just doing normal dialogue scenes, it's totally bonkers... it did everything Antichrist was trying to do, but without relying on cheap torture shocks (and about 30 years before)!
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"I love Carrie for so many reasons. Amazing story of teen alienation by horror master Stephen King. Gorgeous cinematography and direction by Brian DePalma and company. Amazing cast and stellar performances by Sissy Spacek and Tuesday Weld. Love the use of split screen in the climatic scene at the end. Oh and John Travolta in his prime. What more can I say."
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Pick up a copy of Lovecat today
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"Second scariest movie (I know, you didn't ask for it but I have to mention it) is 'The Orphanage' by J.A. Bayona. It's a Spanish movie and has the most beautiful storyline. But it is also terribly scary!!!!
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"I am giving away my age as I saw it when the original came out , movie theatres were packed and people were fainting in the audience! And I appreciate a classic... the word class is in there."
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I'm not going to even begin to apologise for the dreadful photoshopping crimes committed today (or I won't have time to watch some of the great Horror's you have shared with me) - sooo many good memories revisited, let me tell you! Instead I'm just gonna thank you all for being such great sports and I trust you'll all have a fantastic Halloween!
Like who wouldn't with quality taste like we have?!!!
Like who wouldn't with quality taste like we have?!!!
Portis
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How do you like to be kissed?
How do you like to be kissed?
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I asked some of my celebrity blog friends on a whim which body parts do you find sexiest on your special someone or numerous love-ins and here are their responses...
"What does Barbie find hot in a Ken? Well I like a man who can bring sexy back - literally. Tanned, buffed backs are super hot, unlike the pasty, spotty ones which I've seen strolling around in the sunshine lately. Give me something good to dig my acrylics into guys!"
Barbie/Waspette in Training
"I think a chest (if it’s hairy), eyes and bottom (if it’s pert!)."
Rachael/All-Leo PR
"Eyes, nose and boobies."
Neil Thomas Douglas/Photographer
"HANDS. Hands are and should be sexy... cause if they're gonna be all over you, they better look good and know what to do."
Amy/Van Go Lion
"I’m a fan of eyes. Blue eyes are my favourite. I’m the biggest sucker for em. Also, I like a man with an ass… a nice bubble butt - I like something to spank while my man is workin me over. That’s about it."
Riley Price/Pornstar
"I would definitely say the smile. You know, when you see that person and they smile and you just melt a little bit? You can't help but smile too. The eyes also. You can tell alot about a person and what they are thinking with just a look into their eyes. Combine those two - and phew - puttin that hurtin on me."
Matthew Stephen Herrick/Model & Actor
"I love lips. They can be super mmm mmm, super sexy!"
David Arnot/Photographer
"For me, it would have to be eyes, lips, and ass. Eyes just mesmerize you, lips are needed for great kissing amongst other things, and ass is a must! You can’t get any surgery for an amazing ass. You are either born with it or your not! Boobs can be taken care of later lol (if necessary). "
Jason Boyce/Model
"Arms are my thing. A guy has to have great arms and hands. Lips too... and abs. Hmm. I just like boys. Just have an exceptional brain. ;-)"
Ro Danishei/Singer
"Eyes, where you can find a person's confidence, passion and kindness."
Journey Gong/Photographer
"Her eyes, they say more in a single glance than a novel. Her face, as beautiful as a sunset. Her hair, majestic dark and long. Her ass, as round and juicy as a watermelon. There's more, but it would be a long answer describing every part of her."
Simon Dexter/Model
"My lips on the inner part of her thigh, because anticipation is everything..."
Ryan McDonald/Model
"My fave male part has to be the upper leg. Love big muscly chunky thighs. Think they make a man look powerful! Ha Ha"
John Bruce/The Model Agency
"Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Always the eyes, in a portrait or a partner."
Greig Middlemiss/Photographer
"I have 4 lovers… Bunny, Mary, Lizzie & Fanny. I love them and all their parts equally as much!!"
Roger Frampton/Model
"For me it’s a good sized butt with a perky curve on the bottom. Eyes lips and neck come second."
Sebastian Sauve/Model
"I’m a sucker for good shoulders. Strong, but not too beefy. Good for cuddling."
K/Work It Media Hag
"We both find hands attractive, Kristin finds thumbs particularly arousing, Laura on the other "hand" finds clean hands with short nails rather sexy! Ha Ha"
Disco Damage/Band
"Ant: I like nice, strong hands. Especially when they're being used to slip me some cash.
Leo: It has to be the lips. When mine start to tingle it means they've been put to good use."
Lectro Lips/Band Leo: It has to be the lips. When mine start to tingle it means they've been put to good use."
"The nape of a man's neck! Sometimes its hotter watching em leave then watching em come. "
Colby Keller/Pornstar
"I really like earlobes and that wee bit of skin on people's necks right behind their earlobes. "
Anna-Kitty the Lion/Band
Well the singleton in me would look for someone with a good heart, cos I mostly attract lovers who are dead inside, whilst the lover in me would look for someone with good feet [which is weird] cos if you know me well you’ll know that I am absolutely freaked out by feet, I wish we didn’t have them so if you ever find yourself having your feet massaged by me, well, we’ll be married. Actually even if you don't know me well you’ll know that I’m shallow and every last body part of yours will need to assault me and then some. So… 1. ass 2. crazy hair I can play with 3. a tasty looking neck I can bite on – I’m a biter I’m afraid.
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