Jackets on Sale at Mr Porter that I'd like bought for me Please
Or alternatively called the Fuck me I'm Famous jacket. This little number from Gucci just screams Hollywood leading man. Now only £1,455
I am so annoyed. January has been such a long month I cannot even justify the massive saving on this E. Tautz Wasp coloured Peacoat. So this is more of a plea to any rich admirers out there! If you exist, I would love this! Was £945 - Now £283
For all the hot bitch admin assistants out there with uber-rich daddy's this is the Trench for you! And with 50% off - Now £562 - this is an absolute steal! Be warned your Boss may try and f*ck you if he/she sees you in this.
Update: Sold Out
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HAPPY NEW YEAR WASPS! Yes I know I’m about ten days late, but a New Years Eve hangover has, like, ten times the puking power of an ordinary one. Let the January detox begin…
Since my detox involves not leaving the Dreamhouse until I’ve shed those extra pounds (who am I kidding, OUNCES) I’ve decided to indulge in a little online shopping. Boohoo.com is HEAVEN for bargain hunting Barbz! Since it’s launch in 2006, this savvy site has won a plethora of awards, from the likes of Cosmopolitan and Heat magazine, and its new spring/summer collection is uber chic.
With £100 to spend I’ve decided on an outfit which I could wear if I was a totally hawt intern at a totally prestigious fashion magazine. I am LOVING the return of the nautical-but-nice trend this season, as seen at Yves Saint Laurent, so Boohoo’s Dawn colour block fit ‘n’ flare dress is right up my street and a super flattering shape too. Ahoy sailor!
I’ll team my frock with some comfy leg-lengthening nude wedges. Pretty and practical for all those Starbucks runs! Speaking of which, I’ll need a cosy coat to keep off the chill when I’m running errands, so the classic camel Sindy satin Mac has been added to my shopping basket… although I do resent the name. Whore.
My final touch is the Darcy ostrich effect bag in rouge… leaving me just £5 over budget. I can live without lunch.
‘Til next time Wasps… Keep up those resolutions!
Love Barbie
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After last week’s bumper budget I’m happily back on the high street doing what I do best… NO NOT THAT, shopping! You Wasps repulse me sometimes with your filthy minds ;-)
With my work Christmas party coming up (yes I do have a day job thank you very much!), I need a KILLER outfit that’s easy to throw on after work, yet still looks faboosh on the dance floor. What does a River Island girl wear to the River Island Ball I hear you ask? Why, RIVER ISLAND of course! Thanks to my yummy staff discount my usual £200 budget can stretch to £260 (that’s 30%, well jel?) in order to get Barb looking bootylicious!
With my work Christmas party coming up (yes I do have a day job thank you very much!), I need a KILLER outfit that’s easy to throw on after work, yet still looks faboosh on the dance floor. What does a River Island girl wear to the River Island Ball I hear you ask? Why, RIVER ISLAND of course! Thanks to my yummy staff discount my usual £200 budget can stretch to £260 (that’s 30%, well jel?) in order to get Barb looking bootylicious!
My key piece is my current favourite skirt shape: the mullet. Once restricted to the head of Billy Ray Cyrus, this “business in the front, party in the back” style is set to be HUGE for summer 2012 and ya’ll know how I like to be ahead of the fash pack ;-) In my signature pink, the skirt will pop next to a deep purple body, which will no doubt be all I’m wearing when I launch into an “impromptu” Single Ladies performance around 2am.
In the spirit of Christmas I’ve decided to keep my accessories metallic, opting for sky high gold
wedges and a matchy-matchy leather clutch. A long brown fur coat is more versatile than a print and will keep me cosy in the queue for food at 3am… the only time I like to eat because I know I’ll be throwing it up later.
wedges and a matchy-matchy leather clutch. A long brown fur coat is more versatile than a print and will keep me cosy in the queue for food at 3am… the only time I like to eat because I know I’ll be throwing it up later.
The final touch is an armful of gold bangles and a big-ass ring and I’m ready to jingle bell rock! I may be facing disciplinary action due to going wellllll over my discount limit, but if I’m going down at least I look shit-hot doing it!
‘Til next time Wasps… drink responsibly!
Love Barbie x
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and this week Santa Wasp has granted me the extra-
generous budget of £2000! I won’t divulge what I did to deserve that, but lets just say flattering Mr Wasp’s “ego” can get you a long way ;-)
So where shall I be splashing my inflated cash? In the comfort of my own bed… NO NOT ON MALE PROSTITUTES YOU HOES! Jeez, do you really think I have to pay for that? I’ll be spending my chocolate coins in bed because this week’s budget belongs to the decadent online emporium Net-a-Porter. This is one seriously chic eleven-year-old Wasps!
I’ve often thought that all outfits should be based around the shoes you want to wear, because lets face it, shoes are the only thing that stand half a chance of being left on in the bedroom. So with that in mind I’ve picked the sexiest shoe on the catwalk side of S&M… Jimmy Choo’s Kudos boots. These utterly delectable shoe boots could spice up the most mundane of outfits and will have an army of Kens begging you to walk all over them.
Since I’m feeling extra kinky today I’ll team my Choos with some leather shorts by Kelly Bergin. To avoid arrest for indecent exposure I’ll tuck in my uber trendy Zoe Karssen slogan tee and add a By Malene Birger blazer. Keeping the whole look monochrome, the finishing touch is DKNY’s black leather tote, stylish and yet roomy enough to store my Blackberry, credit cards, meds, toothbrush, clean underwear….
‘Til next time Wasps… aim for the Naughty List! ;-)
Love Barbie x
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Barbie loves a fantasy. Especially one involving money and clothes. Or sometimes a lack of clothes. Anyway, Mr Wasp has very kindly donated 500 of his finest Monopoly bucks to buy me some hawt new threads, and this week I’ll be shopping at one of the high street’s chicest spots. Ladies and gentlemen, Dolls and Wasps, a round of applause for the ever chic ZARA por favor! Let’s hope they carry a size triple zero…
Due to the dropping mercury I’ve picked an ensemble that will keep me super cosy while still looking super stylish. IT’S ALL ABOUT LAYERING LADIES!
I’m a big fan of ZARA’s TRF section for fast fashion at ridiculously reasonable prices, so my look begins with their Ooh La La printed tee, because I’m a sucker for anyone with an accent. Layered over a basic black long-sleeved shirt, it’ll keep those winter chills at bay and catch the eye of every Pierre, Jean or Michael. A black collarless leather jacket adds instant cool points, while a chunky knitted ecru collar will heat Barbs right up… as if I’m not hot enough!
As a firm believer that every outfit should have one stand-out statement piece I’d throw on a
FABOOSH feather skirt in a zingy electric blue. Why should glamour be saved for after dark? To keep me cosy I’d go dotty with some on-trend polka dot tights under metallic gold socks and get ready to ride with flat mock croc biker boots.
I’d complete my mash-up with a clashing coral pompom hat and a black studded shopper bag which has enough sparkle to keep a magpie happy. Daytime is the new night time gals, now who said fashion can’t be fun?
‘Til next time Wasps… Stay stylish!
Love Barbie x
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Burberry Trenchcoat £650
Ralph Lauren Biker Boots £665
Burberry Faded Plaid Cotton Shirt £195
Tom Ford Eu De Toilette 100ml £60
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